Rules for Dating a Female Marine

So, you think you can handle dating a female Marine? If you’re up for the challenge, here are the rules of engagement.

Rule #1: Respect the Code
A female Marine lives by a strict code of honor, courage, and commitment. This isn’t just about the uniform; it’s about the values she upholds. If you’re in her life, you need to honor those principles. Disregarding them won’t just be a mistake; it’ll be a dealbreaker.

Rule #2: Know Your Place
The Marine Corps is her first love, always. You’re playing second fiddle to her devotion to training, missions, and her squad. If she cancels date night because duty calls, suck it up and enjoy your takeout alone.

Rule #3: Understand the Lingo, or at Least Pretend To
She speaks a language filled with acronyms and military jargon that will leave your head spinning. Don’t try to decode it on the spot. Just nod, smile, and maybe look it up later if you’re curious. The important part is knowing when to say, “Got it” and when to just let her take the lead.

Rule #4: Embrace the Suck
She thrives on challenges, and you’ll need to learn to love them too. When she suggests a “fun” hike, prepare yourself for a grueling trek that’ll make your legs burn for days. Don’t complain. Embrace the challenge, or she’ll leave you in the dust.

Rule #5: Semper Gumby
Flexibility isn’t just nice; it’s essential. If she cancels plans last minute because of work, that’s how it goes. Adapt, go with the flow, and remember that she’s juggling a lot more than you might realize.

Rule #6: Fitness Isn’t Optional
She’ll take you to the gym, and she’ll challenge you to keep up. You’re likely going to lose, but that’s okay; just showing up earns you points. And don’t be surprised if she suggests a morning run when you’re still half asleep.

Rule #7: Her Stories Will Humble You
Her tales of training, deployments, and everything in between will put your weekend warrior stories to shame. Just listen in awe and maybe keep your karaoke night story to yourself.

Rule #8: She’s the Boss
When she says she’s got a plan, trust her instincts. She’s been trained to lead, and in most situations, she knows exactly what to do. So, when she takes charge, just follow along.

Rule #9: Her Sisters and Brothers Have Her Back
Every Marine she’s served with is family, and their loyalty to her runs deep. If you mess up, you’re not just dealing with her, you’re up against a tight knit band of fiercely protective Marines. Tread carefully, because they are always watching.

Rule #10: She’s Always in Control
You might think you’re in charge, but trust me, she’s the one calling the shots. Just go with the flow, and you might just find you like where she’s leading.

Dating a female Marine is not for the faint of heart. She’s fiercely independent and more than capable of taking care of herself, both physically and mentally. If you ever challenge that, see Rule #9. Her Marine brothers and sisters will be there to remind you. Betray her trust, and you’ll face consequences you never saw coming. But if you respect her and stand by her side, you’ll forge a connection that’s as unique and strong as she is.